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alexanderperchov:

well that’s the best news i’ve gotten all day

alexanderperchov:

well that’s the best news i’ve gotten all day

littlemrsmeow:

hitlervevo:

my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”

and it has been 3 years since she said this and this is still what i think about at night

I think about this everyday

deadlifts-and-donuts:

BMW 4x02 » GMW 1x04

So is the verdict out yet?

Is this new one shit or should I watch it

tastefullyoffensive:

Artist Chris McMahon buys other people’s landscape paintings at thrift stores and puts monsters in them.

Previously: Artist Repaints His Own Childhood Drawings

mescalineforbreakfast:

Kinda wanna have sex

Kinda wanna sleep for 12 hours

Kinda wanna eat 2 large pizzas 

nonelikerae:

Drake in the new Nicki Minaj video.

frenchcox:

Source
Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.

Like not once did she say “I want a prince to come and rescue me from my situation.”

She just wanted to look cute and turn the fuck up at the party.

(via barbie-dolls-xx)

voxamberlynn:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

PAHAHAHA the grass blade part got me.